The Warrior

Entire Lane population not sure if Mariano’s mac and cheese is gross or comforting

By Amanda Lafferty, A&E Editor

April 6, 2017

When Lane students and faculty go to Mariano’s for lunch, they have an abundance of choices. There’s the soup and salad bar, sushi area and even pizza. Then comes the infamous hot bar. Lunchgoers will scan the array of readymade ...

Rude students have a eureka

By Sophia Burke, Satrist

April 21, 2016

The hallway-dwelling underclassman of Lane have been introduced to the concept of moving to the sides of the hallway. This appears to have been put into effect on Monday, Feb. 15 when the freshman fixie gang were blasting their...

Desperate CPS to employ robots for teachers

By Zach Holloway, Satirist

April 12, 2016

The Board of Education for the Chicago Public Schools will be implementing robots to help aid the teaching at many of their schools, with the hopes that they may all together replace teachers. The robots are a variation of the Robosem, a t...

A PSA from Class of 2016 to underclassmen

By Stephanie Alvarez, Satirist

April 12, 2016

During spirit week, a time where the student body puts aside their differences to turn against the rival school, Lane’s community dresses up to show their school spirit. However, this year, Thursday was pronounced “TEE-BEE-TEE” among the seniors, but was immediately shut down after a certai...

Due to high levels of stress in students, The College Board introduces yet another standardized exam, The BS Test

By Anum Shafqat

April 12, 2016

  The College Board introduces a new way to prepare high school students for college, a more “efficient” approach. Along with the ACT test Juniors are expected to take in May 2016, a new test will be introduced. A test, t...

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