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Due to high levels of stress in students, The College Board introduces yet another standardized exam, The BS Test

By Anum Shafqat

April 12, 2016

Filed under Satire

  The College Board introduces a new way to prepare high school students for college, a more “efficient” approach. Along with the ACT test Juniors are expected to take in May 2016, a new test will be introduced. A test, t...

Sanders appalled by Super Bowl inequality

By Nick Udell, Satirist

March 3, 2016

Filed under Satire

In a speech given Thursday afternoon, Vermont senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders expressed his dislike for the Super Bowl. The root of this dislike, he explained, is the inequality that the Super Bowl perpetuates...

The Funder Games

The Funder Games

April 1, 2015

An ode to 2014’s music

By Anna Lagattuta

April 1, 2015

Filed under Satire

   A teenage philanthropist, entrepreneur, producer, author, editor, lawyer, president, and highly acclaimed tweeter once famously said: “Headphones in, world out.” A couple of thousand retweets and a verification later, the q...

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