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Entire Lane population not sure if Mariano’s mac and cheese is gross or comforting

By Amanda Lafferty, A&E Editor

April 6, 2017

Filed under Satire

When Lane students and faculty go to Mariano’s for lunch, they have an abundance of choices. There’s the soup and salad bar, sushi area and even pizza. Then comes the infamous hot bar. Lunchgoers will scan the array of readymade ...

Rude students have a eureka

By Sophia Burke, Satrist

April 21, 2016

Filed under Satire

The hallway-dwelling underclassman of Lane have been introduced to the concept of moving to the sides of the hallway. This appears to have been put into effect on Monday, Feb. 15 when the freshman fixie gang were blasting their...

Hanly victim to her own demerit system

By Casey Bridge

April 21, 2016

Filed under Satire

Assistant Principal Sarah Hanly is no longer working at Lane Tech after receiving more than 15 demerits this semester. After instilling the new demerit system last year, Hanly herself made it clear that any student who exceeds...

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April 21, 2016

Desperate CPS to employ robots for teachers

By Zach Holloway, Satirist

April 12, 2016

Filed under Satire

The Board of Education for the Chicago Public Schools will be implementing robots to help aid the teaching at many of their schools, with the hopes that they may all together replace teachers. The robots are a variation of the Robosem, a t...

A PSA from Class of 2016 to underclassmen

By Stephanie Alvarez, Satirist

April 12, 2016

Filed under Satire

During spirit week, a time where the student body puts aside their differences to turn against the rival school, Lane’s community dresses up to show their school spirit. However, this year, Thursday was pronounced “TEE-BEE-TEE” among the seniors, but was immediately shut down after a certai...

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